hello there CMO.
you want us to think instantly,
turn on a dime,
be available 24/7,
submit terabytes of free pitches,
ideas and concepts,
compete with lots of other shops,
accept your stated problem,
data and research,
not worry about the future of your business,
create incessant customer messaging
(call it “precision marketing”)
and let you call the shots
while we smell the glove
and kiss the ring?
we are faster than they are,
better than they are,
and probably better than you are, too.