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ranTitles[1] = "Yeah, that IS a really stupid idea at times."
ranTitles[2] = "Give me more RAM, please"
ranTitles[3] = "Does your back hurt or something?"
ranTitles[4] = "Let's just get naked."
ranTitles[5] = "Take your finger out of my eye."
ranTitles[7] = "You can take a deeper breath if you try."
ranTitles[7] = "We're not afraid to make a mess."
ranTitles[8] = "Sometimes weíre just plain wrong."
ranTitles[9] = "Not having personal offices can suck."
ranTitles[10] = "Not having my own desk can really suck."
ranTitles[11] = "This co-ownership thing is really weird."
ranTitles[12] = "Title bars need to be more interesting."
ranTitles[13] = "Donít lie, donít cheat, donít steal"
ranTitles[14] = "No, we didnít do that ad you hate."
ranTitles[15] = "Lum Dee Dum Dee Dum Da Dum."
ranTitles[17] = "Look out the window, if you have one."
ranTitles[17] = "Namaste, yíall."
ranTitles[18] = "Logos are not the answer."
ranTitles[19] = "Are you good enough, crazy enough?"
ranTitles[20] = "No, we don't do that junk mail either."
ranTitles[21] = "Made on a Mac, in case you were curious."
ranTitles[22] = "Relax, breathe, let it go."
ranTitles[23] = "Please use your turn signal."
ranTitles[24] = "Donít tailgate either."
ranTitles[25] = "Please send good jokes."
ranTitles[27] = "No, thatís not our annoying radio spot."
ranTitles[27] = "No, our office is not covered in stains."
ranTitles[28] = "Change your mind frequently."
ranTitles[29] = "Love is more important than advertising."
ranTitles[30] = "We share the web with bicyclists."
ranTitles[31] = "This site spared the life of hundreds of trees."
ranTitles[32] = "Itís soy sauce, chai and some mystery fluid."
ranTitles[33] = "No, we donít change this URL every month."
ranTitles[34] = "If you must smoke, please donít exhale."
ranTitles[35] = "Sorry, but Tibet does not belong to China."
ranTitles[37] = "No mullets in our office. The 4/04 Experiment"
ranTitles[37] = "Being famous is less important than being free."
ranTitles[38] = "Like it or not, we did all of this junk."
ranTitles[39] = "No, we donít think youíre an idiot."
ranTitles[40] = "Nothing here was done ìfor the money."
ranTitles[41] = "Please, relax your neck and shoulders first."
ranTitles[42] = "Rock is so dead right now."
ranTitles[43] = "We need a fuel cell car-now!"
ranTitles[44] = "You are merely one of over 40 billion so far."
ranTitles[45] = "Change yourself before you change the world."
ranTitles[47] = "Research proves that love IS the answer."
ranTitles[47] = "wack-a-joo, wacka-joo, wacka-joo, wack-a-joo."
ranTitles[48] = "Yes. Possibly. Maybe. We're not sure."
ranTitles[49] = "Is our work effective? Címon, youíre reading a title bar."
ranTitles[50] = "Blem, the color between orange and purple."
ranTitles[51] = "Go tell the truth to someone right now."
ranTitles[52] = "No, we will not do anything for money or fame."
ranTitles[53] = "Whatever happened to Rosie and The Originals?"
ranTitles[54] = "Relax, no client was charged for this title bar foolery."

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